My Life According to Wilco
My turn with a fun little Facebook meme.
Dear Questioner: Meat is Murder
“It’s important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can’t afford to with the prices the way they are.”
Two Questions for the Questioner
The Questioner shakes his metaphorical Magic 8 Ball for two readers who need some help.
Things I’ve Learned Recently
The return of Gobbledygook.
Dear Questioner: I’m addicted to porn…
“I have a thing for this one girl. She looks like Cameron Diaz, only with long black hair. And she has a bird. I know this sounds crazy.”
Introducing The Questioner
Whisper your questions to the Questioner, and he’ll feed you advice like nymphs feeding grapes to fat Greek gods.
Taking Stock
I need your help.
How much is watching TV costing you?
It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you find an extra 3,285 hours to work on something you enjoy doing rather than vegging in front of the TV.
Guest Post: Why Dawn Sarli is Outstanding
Written by Jesse Pyles, this letter won Dawn the 2009 Governor’s Award for Outstanding Community Service.
4:18:58 & 4/20
Two notes: one of congrats, and one of love.
