Who They Believe America Belongs To
That the marquee event of the semiquincentennial celebration of America’s founding has been an Ultimate Fighting Championship bout, dubbed UFC Freedom 250—literal ass kickin’ on the White House lawn—is perfect for an era in which subtlety is read as weakness….
Nothing about the second Trump regime feels surreal. We have passed the point at which the absurdity appears as aberration.
The Monster Energy and Crypto.com sponsorships for the evening: very real. The female quotient including no women fighters, only the “Octagon girls” in sequined hotpants and velvet bodices: also real. The United States Marine Band playing a rendition of “The Boys Are Back in Town”: too real. A fighter operating under the moniker Black Beast: painfully real. The Black Beast losing to someone who took his victory speech as an occasion to announce, “Michelle Obama is a man! Am I right, America?”: still real.
If the second Trump regime hadn’t made it clear before, in rhetoric and action, who they believe America belongs to, this event left little doubt: America is for Manly White Americans Who Love Kickin’ Ass and the Cheerleader Types Who Love Them.
— “Semiquincentennial Blues,” n+1









