This Morning, In Oklahoma

Good morning, children. Please open your Bibles to Ezekiel 23:19-21:

“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.”

Your assignment is to ask your parents to help you write a 500 word essay on what you think that means. Illustrations optional.

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