Author Archives: leigh

Born and raised during the Great Depression in Salisbury, NC, Leigh was the only one of seven children to survive child hood illness. He was later voted Prom King of the Philip T. Westland High School. He is one of the worlds most prominent map makers and has seen action in two major American wars. Although he is a successful business man, fluent in Japanese, he claims his best days were spent working the register at Mr. Swirlees.
Leigh was married at 19 to his childhood sweetheart, Ann, who would later die of malaria in the jungles of Africa. Together they raised one son, who went on to study medicine at B.U. and co-produce The Cosby Show. Leigh O’Connor now 81 is working on his memoirs in a quiet cabin in the mountains of Montana. When asked if he’s led a good life, he merely smiled and said, ” …isn’t being alive ‘good’ enough?”

Leigh O’Connor is a hero and my very best friend.
Lieutenant Colonel, Benjamin A. Bradley

Sciatica

This was supposed to be the beginning of my column. I have a flashy title and an image. However, I will not disclose any of that information at this time. I have a horrid pain in my ass that throbs uncontrollably any time I sit. I have been told that I have pinched my sciatic [...]

McCann Melton

I got the call from Jason, while on the road, returning home from Randolph. Jason’s voice sounded troubled on the other end of the phone. He paused for a second then told me that McCann had passed away.
Jason explained to me that McCann was on top of a parking garage and fell off. I [...]

To The Loud Fat Idiot on the Third Floor

Shut the F up.
We live down the road and can hear your piggish squeals constantly.
We hate you.
You are a big girl now. Be good to your neighbors or move away.

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