Dear Questioner: Meat is Murder
“It’s important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can’t afford to with the prices the way they are.”
Two Questions for the Questioner
The Questioner shakes his metaphorical Magic 8 Ball for two readers who need some help.
Dear Questioner: I’m addicted to porn…
“I have a thing for this one girl. She looks like Cameron Diaz, only with long black hair. And she has a bird. I know this sounds crazy.”
Introducing The Questioner
Whisper your questions to the Questioner, and he’ll feed you advice like nymphs feeding grapes to fat Greek gods.
The Men’s Locker Room at the Gym is Filthy
When I walked into the locker room at Evergreen fitness the other day, I was looking directly into the butt-hole of a fat man bending over. I think he was drying off his pale, gout-ridden feet. As my eyeballs bled I wondered if it would be the same experience to stare into the sun. His [...]
Of Peacocks, Yurts, and Boats
The female Indian Blue Peafowl is referred to as a Peahen; the male, a Peacock. They are between 35 and 50 inches tall and can weigh up to 13 pounds. The male’s tail feathers or “train” can be as long as five feet and sport a variety of colors including blue, green, red and gold. [...]
A Word From Washington State
[Editor's Note: Despite what the icon reads to the right, this post is actually written by Leigh O'Connor, our intrepid reporter who recently moved from Providence, RI to the middle of the woods in Washington State. He ain't got no Internet where he's at, but he recently filed this post from a local library. Enjoy!]
Hello, [...]
A Table for Mike
My friend Mike wanted a table that could be moved around easily. He lives on the forth floor of an apartment in Queens. He may need to move again and wanted a table that one person could carry. So I came up with this design.
The legs and skirt are made from mahogany. The table top [...]
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This is a hand-made bronze hammer. It’s mounted on a Mahogany base, with pine inlays and pine pegs. The hammer is fixed in that position, with a welded bolt just at the base of the handle. For a finish, I gave it a white patina.
The Pines of Rome
I work with this guy named Rick Prior. He runs his own carpentry business and we’ve sort of joined forces to take on projects for the summer. Prior started out as a mason on Block Island, and eventually went to school for some kind of Historical Preservation concentration, but only after working on a farm [...]
