From the Rutland Herald’s State police investigating Poultney bank robbery: “Vermont State Police are investigating a bank robbery this morning in Poultney. The robbery took place around 10:15 a.m. at the Citizens Bank on Main Street. According to a scanner broadcast, area law enforcement agencies were told to be on the lookout for a man about 5 feet 6 inches tall to 5 feet 7 inches tall with a thin build.” [Thank god I got my beer belly, or else I may be a suspect, and seeing as I work from home, I'd have no alibi]