Happy Birthday, Justin

Justin KinneyThirty-one years old. Damn man. Damn.

Do you realize that we’ve known each other for (give or take a day or a month) eighteen years now?

Our friendship now qualifies for the draft. Our friendship can buy cigarettes. If our friendship were an Olson Twin, people would be excited because they could have legal sex with it now.

Or to put it another way. We met when this year’s crop of college freshman were being born.

Damn.

The good news is that Shawn will always be older than us. Hah!

6 Comments

  1. justin
    Posted January 17, 2008 at 05:15 pm | Permalink

    Thanks buddy, I don’t feel old although if I was in Medieval Britain I would be on my death bed.

  2. Posted January 17, 2008 at 10:38 pm | Permalink

    your friendship can also buy a juggs magazine and a box of condoms… - and then it can be tried as an adult when it’s caught exposing itself on the green line…

    happy birthday justin… - many more…

  3. Shawn
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 09:39 am | Permalink

    Damn! If you two are old, then I’m ancient!

    The Vin-Man and I have been best friends for 33 years. When you get to those numbers I will be impressed…and REALLLLLLY old….

    Happy B-day little man.
    -the “Old Guy” of FI land

  4. Adam
    Posted January 18, 2008 at 03:30 pm | Permalink

    Be happy you got a flattering picture, mine are always the absolute worst…..oh yeah, happy bday

  5. Posted January 21, 2008 at 03:26 pm | Permalink

    look close… - is it me or does that picture look like justin has a mullet?

  6. Justin Kinney
    Posted July 7, 2008 at 12:26 am | Permalink

    My name is also Justin Kinney. Please change your name.

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