Who’s in the mood for some more of my Ramblings, Questions, and Stupidities? Shall we begin?

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I am older then all but 3 people on the Celtics.

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Hate turning pages? Don’t want to take up space in your luggage for books? Or in Adam’s case, want to free up your book case? Well here you go. This bad boy, it is being called the iPod for books. You can store up to 80 books plus more with a memory card. It is connected to a 10,000-title e book store, so now you can just click your way to glasses even faster.

Seriously it seems like a good idea but I don’t know if I could look at that screen for a long time. Also, if I am reading at the beach, do I really want to fight the sun to see the screen or worry about sand, water, etc.? There is also something satisfying about coming to the end of a book.

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Now to the next public works project, or should I say — How to Make Life Better. I read earlier this week that our electric grid is maxed out and we will all be using candles soon. So how can we make more electricity? The answer…… lightning. I mean, we can put a couple SUVs on mars, but we can not harness lightning? Please. We have already shown that we can produce lightning, why can’t we use it? I am no engineer but stick a metal pole in the ground, let lightning hit it, transform that lightning into a constant stream of electricity, power my TV. Between lightning alley in Florida and Texas, there are plenty of places where we can harness this power.

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Wait, you want me to pay you so I can go pick apples for me to eat? This is one of those things that sounds like fun until you do it. Kind of like sledding, ice skating, Chinese food buffets, pet birds that talk,…..this will be a running ramble as I encounter more shit. Feel free to add more.

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A scientific study just came out that said that sleep deficits make people fat. People did a study on this? How about this: tell me how many people eat when they are sleeping? I know there is a disorder where this actually happens but happens to like .00000001% of the population. If you are sleeping, you can’t eat; if you can’t eat, you don’t gain weight; if you don’t gain weight, you don’t get fat. Someone give me a grant and I will prove people who sleep are not as tired as those who do not.

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Haley Joel Osment got busted for DUI and weed possession, which is really not that big of a deal. He is 18. Shit happens. The part of the story that stood out for me was that he was driving his 1995 Saturn. What? A Saturn? I mean, he has to be somewhat wealthy, since he has been acting since he was a baby. Sesame Street, Larry Sanders Show, Murphy Brown, Walker Texas Ranger, and then the movies. Did his parents blow all his money? Did he want the Saturn? I need to know this.