So, back in June, a Vermont teenager was sentenced to prison for breaking into a tomb and cutting the head off a corpse. Kind of gross, right? But then you gotta ask, why the hell would a kid want the head of a corpse. According to an article on The Pittsburgh Channel, “The teen reportedly told friends that he planned to leave the head outside to dry and would then bleach it. The witnesses said his plan was to turn the skull into a bong.” The article continues, “A psychiatrist has diagnosed Buckalew with mental health issues.” Um, you think?
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Sick, dude. Smokin’ mad headies in that piece, yo.
Thanks, Wyatt, for initiating the slew of bad puns that this story provokes.
Here’s my contribution:
Whoa! That takes being a “pothead†to the next level, dude!
Man, that last hit went straight to my head
Damn, that bong hits like a dried-and-cured skull, hewn from a corpse in the local cemetary!
Well, I guess that’s not, strictly speaking, a pun.
No, that’s pretty direct.