The Great News Network is reporting that drinking coffee cuts alcohol’s harmful effects. “A large study found that one cup of coffee per day cut the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 20 percent. Four cups per day reduced the risk by 80 percent.” Now, I’m no mathematician, but I think this means that, since I drink about six cups of coffee a day, I have reduced the risk of alcoholic cirrhosis by 120 percent. So I’ve got 20% to play with. Looks like papa has to start drinking fifths of vodka with dinner.
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- Greyboy – Hold Your Weight (feat. AG)
- Greyboy – Mastered the Art (feat. Elgin Park & Dave Pike) (Nicola Conte Jet Sounds Remix)
- Greyboy – Whirlwind
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six cups?
that’s fucked up… - my heart would explode and i’d poo all the time if i drank that much coffee…
i think it’s time for an intervention… - degrassi junior high style…
“kyle… - i have to talk to you”…
“what aboot?”
“it’s aboot your dreenkeeng”…
Seriously, that is too much coffee…take it easy.
There’s a reason that I subscribe to a bunch of different magazines, Dave.
When I say that I drink six cups of coffee, I mean “cups” as they are denoted on the side of my coffee maker. This is not six large coffees from Dunkin’ Donuts. But six cups of coffee.
kyle’s in denial…
that’s expected with an intervention…