Well seeing how ADD is everywhere, I thought I would write not about one subject, but about as many as I can. I stole the name and idea from a sports author (Bill Simmons) who stole it from Mike Lupica. For me, it is just the shit that pops in my head while I am doing everyday things.
How and why is Starr Jones involved with anything? Are you telling me there is not a struggling actor out there working a Starbucks in LA with more talent? Watching her talk to people on the Red Carpet was painful. I was forced to watch because the Simpsons was not on, the Celts game started at 8:00, and Nicole was looking for hairstyles. The only thing that made it worthwhile was when Jones would compliment people and they would give one of those “You look great, too” comments that you could tell they did not mean. Those people act for a living and could not convince me that they really thought Starr Jones looked good.
Wow, who would of thought 56% of NFL players are obese?
We can program HIV cells to hunt down cancerous cells, but we cannot program them to hunt down other HIV cells? I am no doctor but something seems fishy.
Speaking of AIDS, if you want a conspiracy theory, check out WHO’s involvement in everything from AIDS to prescribing drugs so that third world woman have miscarriages. Pretty much comes down to population control. And if you are poor and non-white, well, someone wants to make sure you do not overpopulated.
As I shoveled myself out for what seems like the 100th time this winter, two things crossed my mind: 1) Kyle really moved to Alaska to escape this weather, and 2) Why don’t I live in the American Virgin Islands, slinging drinks to tourists or teaching fat people how to snorkel?
I like all pets (except cats), but one thing I will never ever understand is why people get reptiles as pets. Dogs, cats, birds, even ferrets, seem to care about the owner. Lizards, snakes, and that sort could care less about you. What satisfaction could you possibly get for being responsible for a creature that, if they had their way, and were hungry, would eat you?
So as Egypt and Lebanon both usher in a call for democracy, we must wonder if anyone but Bush and his cowboy ways could have had the same results. Not to mention in Saudi Arabia woman are getting more rights (though not enough to even put a link). Is the main reason the US? This is the sort of thing that gets people Nobel peace prizes. What if we were all wrong? If Bush pulls this off, the Republicans will have a stranglehold on the government in this country for a long time. Could Kerry have accomplished this? Is it Bush or is he just at the right place at the right time? Sure, satellite TV, Internet access, and outside news sources probably played a part, but would people stand up if it were not for Bush? And if Isreal and Palistine come to some sort of peace agreement while on his watch, this guy might be on our currency. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
